Usually, I feel like updating on a Friday, but tomorrow AA and I have our Christmas parties, so that's pretty much like the start to the weekend after today. The trick is going to be drinking little enough to legally drive from one to the other and back again. People act like you're planning to bomb the company if you don't socialize to their specific standards with them. Never mind the beer belly you have to work off the next week.

Speaking of which, I bought some "Physique" from my parents which I figure is cheaper (incl. family discount, HA) than the Muscle Milk I've been buying from Vitamin World to take after my workouts for recovery. Sweet libbity lawd that stuff is incredible. Not only am I not sore the next day, but I feel fantastic in the morning. Now I'm like a crack dealer in a cop station trying to convince people how great it is at the gym.

That reminds me too, the other night, I saw this guy doing war curls one arm at a time, and he's sitting there lifting the weight with one hand and with the other hand, he's gripping his bicep and pushing on it like he's trying to keep his muscle from exploding off his arm and destroying him. I was convinced. Looked like it was gonna. I thought that was an iPod on his belt, but that must've been his intervenous steroid supply pumping directly into his ear canals.

Intervenous.... int... eh... I'm not even gonna look that one up.

Yeah so I'm rambling. Kind of dreading this day. It's dark, rainy and grey out and I want to be back in bed with my wife. We both have a bunch of homework to do and no time or desire to do it. Yuck. We're the kind of people who will be getting educated our entire lives though to keep from getting bored. Go figure.

Oh, before I go, I had an epiphany the other night. If my dog eats a cat turd and then burps, is that a fart?

....that is just one of those questions in life in which there is no clear answer.

Speaking of winning stuff, Aub's been on a streak.

On Thanksgiving Eve's Eve (that would be Tuesday last week), she called into a radio station and won us the new System of a Down album and two VIP tickets to Church Street Station in Orlando for free drinks at the Thanksgiving Eve Bash.

Then earlier this week, like Monday or Tuesday, she called in to another radio station and won two tickets to the Aerosmith concert! But... in an unfortunate turn of events, the DJ screwed up, flipped the wrong switch and ended up giving them to caller #10, not #9. They couldn't retract the prize once they gave it away, even though it was the wrong person, so they gave her the Chris Brown album. Heh... Chris Brown... Aerosmith... gee thanks.

Whoopdy-freaggin-doo.

Anyways, I'm convinced her phone has some mystical connection to these radio stations now. Must be Christmas Magic.

In other news, she's riding now too. I'll have to post pics soon. She looks awesome. Gave her an early Christmas present.  :)

So keep it real, don't punch anybody at the malls, and do have yourself a merry little Christmas.

Last night, me and my "team" won 2nd place in the Hooter's Thursday Night Trivia.

And we only cheated for half of the questions.

We had no clue on about 5 of the questions, our doctor friend answered about 5, and my SidekickII & Google got about 10. HA! It's finally starting to pay itself off. We got a coupon for a free pitcher of beer and 20 wings.

Anyways, a lot going on lately. As usual.

All good.